“小羊,这里!”
小羊兴冲冲的朝我冲来。
其实小羊安静的时候完全是那种知性温柔气质小美女,但只要开始说话,温柔的假象就会荡然无存,变身一个跳脱又活力四射的搞笑女。
一坐下小羊就迫不及待:“恭喜牧博士成为社畜一枚,今天面试顺利吗?”
“还可以吧,面视官倒是不怎么为难人。”
“你面试那个公司是不是有个副总叫程什么…程溯。对,我上次在本地企业家杂志上看到的,简直是daddy级别!”
我想了想那位面试坐中间的程总,:“嗯,是挺帅的。你怎么比我还了解,我甚至都不知道他全名叫程溯。”
“害,杂志上看到帅的肯定多看两眼咯,你面试见到啦?不错不错,这种级别的话,我勉强同意。” 小羊狡黠的看着我
“同意?你同意什么?我就是个社畜,他今天还要求我担任我研发药物的受试者呢,不好惹不好惹。”
“什么!这怎么行!受试者不是公开招募的吗?哪能让研究员自己试, 这妥妥的剥削啊。你没答应吧!?”
我顿时有点心虚,“我…答应了…” 看着小羊马上要暴走的表情我赶紧补充:“那个程总说的也不无道理,我的研究药物在这找受试者真的不容易,如果临床试验研究就没法继续,那我只能自己上咯。而且药物对身体损伤基本为0,对于完善研究成果也有帮助,公司也给提供受试者津贴和假期,还可以啦。”
听着我一通解释,小羊面色缓和了下了,犹豫了一会说:“可是,你研究的…是那种药诶…你自己试的话,能行吗,不会很难受吗?”
我笑着看着小羊,虽然她性格是大大咧咧的,但是在这个方面她可是真正的儒教女孩,经验基本为零,甚至对性行为还有些未知的恐惧。
“你忘啦,我研发的初衷可是解放女性,我自己用嘛…也可以解放我自己啊。那你要是实在担心我,那要不你来报名?”
小羊惊恐的连连摆手:“啊不不不,你们研究员还真是…有牺牲精神。”
我们点的餐很快上来了,看小羊吃的一脸幸福的样子想到今天她电话里吐槽的实习生。
“你今天说那个实习生怎么回事,我记得你上周不是还说终于能有个实习生来帮你了,你能歇一歇了?”
小羊立马吞下了嘴里的炸虾,“你说小裴啊,快别提了。我那哪是给自己找了个实习生啊,我那是找了个爹。他性格倒是还行,就是基因彩票都兑现在脸上了,脑子真的不灵光。”
我同情的摇了摇头:“唉,招都招了,凑活用吧。而且大学生嘛,他要犯错你就让他错,别都替他兜着,如果写不好报告就让他重写,不然他怎么进步。我知道你急性子恨不得替他把活干了,但他一点长进没有,你反而越来越累了。他实习工资又不发给你。而且就算你找个长的普通的,也不一定能力强啊,长得好看你还能看他的脸消消气。”
小羊沉默了两秒:“你说的对,我明天开始就这样。好在他还挺能喝酒的,算是有点用,和隔壁部门那些老登喝酒他都会帮我挡掉,还是有点用的……”
我笑着听着小羊描述这个叫小裴的实习,预感他们后面的发展一定不简单。
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